Johnny 5

Do you remember the movie "Short Circuit"? I am a little bit irritated right now and freaked out. I am looking at my DirecTV receiver and it looks like some evil incarnation of Johnny 5 staring out at me with two little beady eyes... To make it worse, there is a little orange power button for a power strip that would be about the chest for one of those little robots. I am expecting to see a little laser gun pop up from behind the table and try to roast me here in a moment...

I wonder though, is it Johnny 5, or a bastard cousin of ET? there is a plant next to the head that it could be reaching out to give me... I bet the little bastard is going to throw it at me...

In case you are wondering... Yes... I am drinking wine... I like wine, especially after a long day of reworking other people's mistakes... I like wine...

I think I just pooped my pants...

Prayers.

Pisio

P.S. CARTPUSHER!!!! RAHARHEHEHARGH

Umm... and I thought

that when I was an Inventory Control Supervisor that I had it rough. This is just a little bizarre, and I can not even imagine the look on the judge's face when he/she saw this request. Yes judge, that is right, we need a warrant to search this guy's anus.

Police: Drop your pants, bend over, spread em and cough...

Butthole: Umm... Nope, you will need a warrant.

I guess technically it is a good thing that police officers have to get a warrant to search a butthole, but C'mon... this is just wrong. Perhaps in a state like Colorado or Arizona the police could have searched the butthole without a warrant, but they could not even attempt it in Washington State. I am not sure if this says more about Washington or Arizona...

Somedays, you just can not make this stuff up.

Enjoy!

Pisio

EntreCard: UPDATED

I signed up for entrecard again. I used to get about 100 visits a day from this site before I went a bit nuts and stopped writing all together. I guess it became a hassle to try and drop consistently each day and do everything else that my life required of me at the time. I don't know why I stopped writing. It has always been such a release for me. I need to vent and get out the pent up anger and well... just rant. Entrecarders seemed to understand that.

I met a lot of cool bloggers there. Some I still drop in on once and a while, others I need to get back to visiting. Maybe, just maybe, if Entrecard approves my blog once again I will be able to get back into the swing of this blog. It was pretty popular there for a while. I am sure that here pretty soon I will get into ranting about what the left has done to the country, and maybe what the right wants to do to it. There will be posts about my kids and my life in general.

Oh well, it is in their hands now. If they choose to reinstate me I will be very happy. If they don't, this blog will still creep along. like the snail, and its author. Through the many twists and turns of life, love and well... WHATEVAHS!

Prayers

Pisio

UPDATE: I have been approved... despite pooping my pants.

DADT

I know that this will be all over the news tonight that Republicans are heartless bastards for not allowing LGBT persons to serve openly in the military. I just want to let you know that I am all for DADT for a couple of reasons.

First off, as a person who used to conduct interviews it is illegal to ask a person's sexual orientation whether or not that is used in any decision making. I find it hard to believe that the push to repeal DADT is anything more than a political statement. I could give a shit less who I was serving with and who was fighting side by side with as long as they were doing their job. I wonder how them being able to proclaim to the world and "serve openly" will affect their ability to their job. Unless you are a gay (or straight) porn star having to star in a straight (or gay) movie I don't see how orientation could affect your ability to do your job.

Secondly, if it really is about equal treatment, why tell anyone? Seems to me that if I don't know you are gay, I can't treat you differently because you are gay. However, I may treat you differently because you are gay if I know you are gay. Do you want equal treatment or what? Then I won't ask, please don't tell.

Finally, the military is a separate society. You surrender a lot of who you are for the good of what you are doing. It really is a place where there are no labels. You are either enlisted or an officer. You are a soldier first, everything else a very Very VEry VERy VERY distant second. You wear your branch of service over your heart, your name over your other breast. Equal, but one closer to what allows you to live than the other. If you can not sacrifice your orientation for the time you serve, don't join.

All of us sacrifice things to serve, some give our very lives, if it is what the nation and mission require. Give your libido a rest for the duration of the contract, throw an orgy when you get out... After all you will have earned it...

Pisio

P.S.: Do I find homosexuality morally wrong and against the natural law, yes. Will condemn someone who practices or believes differently, no. What you do in your bedroom is between you, your partner and your God, or lack there of.

ARRGH

I thought that I would be able to get back to blogging, but it has not worked out that way. I need some time of release right now, so it may be blogging. I like to write, I just do not have a lot of energy and time. Trying to raise two kids, make the bills and other things is just overwhelming. I am glad that I have the wife that I do, she really does not need a lot of help, and most of the time she is happy with what I can give her. Oh well...

Maybe, just maybe, November 2nd will give me a lot to talk about... Since BO got elected I have just not had a lot to say. I never believed this country would elect a smooth talking Marxist, but they did... Shut me up real quick...

PEACE!

Pisio