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Saturday, April 4, 2009

Adventures in Cart Pushing I

Seriously, I had heard stories about all the weird things that happen on a Wal-Mart parking lot, but I never honestly believed them. Every once in a while now though, I will relay the adventures I have working at a Wal-Mart directly to you, my readers. Believe it or not, I actually love this job. I never thought that I could find a job where I was paid to work out. The things that happen on the parking lot are beyond belief but too funny not to pass on.

The week after Christmas was a busy one. We were busting our butts as usual. The carts were going out faster than we could push them in. I had been cart pushing for less than a month, and today this day would would prove to be pretty weird. You see, we find all sorts of things left in the parking lot, and in the shopping carts. Items range from purses and wallets to sunglasses and babies diapers. Today though, we found dinner...

Someone had the nerve to leave an unplucked chicken in a bag in a shopping cart. WTH? I mean seriously, what did they expect us to do with this? We told the CSS about it, and even they were puzzled. Little did we know that an odd co-worker from the Garden Center would have the solution... He would take that chicken and put it out on a log where the hawks, or something could get it...

I am so happy I landed in a country Wal-Mart. The characters and circumstances are hard to match... I hope over the course of the next months to show just what a fun and interesting place I work at...

Prayers,

Pisio