A night to remember

About 6’2’’and balding hair with blue eyes and long hairy arms I knew I was in for a long night. The room was full of young women with legs all the way to the floor and hair to match; I was in search of a wing man for the evening. I found him standing against the wall. My height with a full head of hair and 50 pounds on me I knew I had found the guy; a real mouth breather.

“Hey, you want to hit Starbucks?” I queried, giddy as a school boy.

“Do we have time?” came unhesitating reply. I knew I had found my guy; kindred spirits.

He introduced himself as “Shrek”. Curiously, my name is “Donkey”. The night was off to a better start than I had expected. Shrek and Donkey, which one of the high class ladies inside could resist such a pair? Heaven knows we could not resist theirs.

Emboldened, we headed into the Starbucks. We paid for our lattes and had the extra cream added of course. We headed for the exits, but were stopped by a real smart ass. No really, we could not figure out how to get around this donkey. I would shake, and it would shimmy; spin move with the hot button double press “D” action. Shrek did what any self respecting mouth breather would do. Gave him some Captain Crunch until the ass passed out.

A night to remember.

Prayers,

Pisio

BDS

Liberals need to get over it. Bush is no longer in charge. Obama inherited a mess, but he has done exactly the wrong things to clean them up... I mean seriously imagine this conversation:

Husband: Honey, we are in over our heads. Our debt is unsustainable.
Wife: Oh really... what are we going to do about it?
Husband: Lets spend our way out of it...

I know if I had that one with my wife she would either have me committed or she would tell me to see her in divorce court (not really, but just sayin).

Now he wants to nationalize our bodies... what happened to that whole choice thing? I thought liberals wanted people to keep their hands off of their bodies... unless it is government subsidized health care... Do you realize we already have that? It is called the Emergency Room. Not ideal, but at least people have access...

There is a huge problem no one seems to be thinking/ talking about when it comes to health care, and a government option. The government does not need to make a profit (as evidenced by just about everything it gets its hands on). Private companies do. In the long run, a government option eliminates all competition since it can undercut any private company, and print its way out of a deficit. If a government option comes available it should be subject to all the rules and regulations that the government lays on private industry, but rules do not apply to the government.

Is Obama just stupid when he says a government option in health care will increase competition? Nope... he knows exactly what he is doing... enslaving more to Government...

Scary...

Prayers...

Pisio

P.S.: Bob, don't even bother commenting it will be rejected... with out even being considered (I am too busy pulling Bush's jock out of my mouth; dipS**t).